Of all the frivolous things a person could own, one of the more frivolous (even more so than multiple Birkins, I'd say) is a designer teddy bear. Of course, it would seem that many people disagree with me, because I've come across more than one designer brand that's purveying soft toys in signature fabric. I'm hunched at the top of my bed because my wireless is not working and I have to steal from my insecure neighbour, so let me save my bandwidth for uploading photos. Lagerfeld, Missoni, Gucci and Rykiel: which teddy would adorn your bedside?