SHOErotica: Vivienne Westwood x Melissa Winged Platforms
Granted, these aren't for everybody, but for anyone who is looking a) for a rain-proof sandal, b) a shoe with height but not a steep incline, c) a funky-coloured summer sandal, d) to channel a little Hermes, (messenger to Greek gods, not the brand) or e) a piece of Vivienne Westwood without a scary price tag... here you go.
Get them at ASOS.
Wow. You made them more appealing. :-P