(And yes, that sentence was drafted just so I could title the post "Cupid Shuffle")

The latest iPod shuffle has landed, and it's slim and trim and the answer to my every whim. And it will whisper sweet nothings in my ear (just press and hold the main button); and it will store more happy memories than ever (4GB worth); and it will hang onto me for dear life wherever I go (thanks to that nifty clip-on device). 

At $600, it's cheap and cheerful too. Watch the demo.