As someone with an aversion to alcohol (and by aversion, I mean I turn red like Winnie the Pooh's T-shirt and then quickly black out with any temperature change in the air around me), I gotta appreciate the finer things in life. Like, instead of getting drunk, I can mainline summer smoothies instead. Or in this case, what Main St Cafe is calling "Shakeratos" which come in Five! Fabulous! Flavours! PHWOAR! I thought I'd use some exclamation marks to drum up some excitement, and also match Main St Cafe's copywriting style below. Bizarrely, I did copywriting for Main St Cafe way back in the day, although I'm pretty sure I was less rampant with the exclamatory punctuation.

But without further ado... (drumroll)...

Introducing...

Original Shakerato
Immerse yourself in Italy where European cultures were cradled and let the original Shakerato take your taste buds on an exotic journey!

Choc-Brulee Shakerato
Indulge yourself with the irresistible temptations of chocolate that is blended in perfectly with the taste of crème brulee.

White Passion-Peach Shakerato
Refreshingly fruitful, this is a Shakerato that will leave you with the sensation of summer.

Pink Mango Shekerato
Dive into the mango wonderland and let the luscious smoothness of this tropical fruit blow your mind!

Roasted Hazelnut Shakerato
Enjoy the nutty flavour of this special blend if you are one of those with more defined palates!

Sign me up for Choc-Brulee, White Passion-Peach and Pink Mango preease.